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I don’t like waiting.  I mean let’s be honest though, does anyone really like waiting? You should also know that I am a fast walker, like really fast. My kids have a hard time keeping up with me at the grocery store or shopping at the mall.   This trait isn’t always positive as I have often found myself making careless mistakes, not communicating well, misplacing things or missing important details due to always being in a hurry. This ends up with me overwhelmed with my day, because I didn’t leave any margin between commitments and activities, frustrating myself and also those who are closest to me.    Porn vedios   Porn vedios
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the Principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment "Legs." P
One day, little Sam was at the park playing when he saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes. He followed them quietly. What he saw surprised him a lot. Sam ran home and told his Mother... Guess what I saw today! "How should I know" Mom replied. "You know, dad and aunt went into the bushes and aunt took off dad's jacket and then..." "Stop, it is better you to wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?" mom said. "Fine" said Sam. And when they were all having dinner, Sam started... "And then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out...." Porn vedios   Porn vedios
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with it as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister. Porn vedios   Porn vedios
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